Big Foot has been captured!!

Big Foot has been captured, scientists have confirmed the existence of the Loch Ness Monster, Double D got a passport photo, NASA confirms the Moon is made of Cheese. One of these incredible events actually happened today! Actually two of them happened today, but one has yet to be confirmed.

The odds makers in Vegas are taking a loss today since they took odds that DD would not get the passport application submitted in time to make the trip to St. Lucia. Hopefully they'll make up the losses from the losers who bet the French would actually 'crush' the Americans in the 4 x 100 relay. The French...they just make me chuckle...

There is a sad side to this story though. Now that DD is securing a valid passport, TOF will not be able to turn to his pool of substitute travel companions. TOF's many girlfriends will be crushed. Perhaps TOF should offer them a day pass to Zoombezi Bay as a consolation prize? Yes, that does seem fair.